CAST
Guy Stevenson
(HE/HIM)
A poor guy who couldn’t resist the allure of free furniture…
Guyton Edward Stevenson III, or simply just “Guy”, is the most recent unfortunate victim of The Couch Goblin’s curse. By bringing her couch into his home, he apparently bound himself to her so now he’s stuck with her. .
Unlike his annoying little roommate, Guy is reserved and very tidy. He’s been living on his own for a while and has a very particular way of doing things. In fact, slight changes in his environment can make him very uncomfortable. As a graphic designer, he often works from home. He used to like that, but now it’s feeling like a worse alternative than simply working in an office. At least then he’d get a break from the overly energetic goblin that is actively destroying his home.
Poor Guy’s gonna have to figure out how to manage… The Couch Goblin is here to stay.
couch goblin
(SHE/HER)
She’s an annoying magical girl from another world…
A four foot tall terror, “The Couch Goblin” lives in a pocket dimension she created within an enchanted couch. If she has a name, she doesn’t like to share it, instead just referring to herself by her title. She tends to talk in broken English and speak in the third person. She also sometimes says things in her unintelligible native language, usually spells or swears.
How she came to be here is still a mystery, but one thing is for certain… she is more than a handful. She’s a slob, eats almost non-stop, and she doesn’t have a very high opinion of humans. She often talks down to her new roommate and bosses him around.
Even so, maybe there is more to her than meets the eye.
fluff
(HE/HIM)
Uh… he’s just a cat, you guys…
Fluff is Guy’s cat. Guy adopted him from a shelter a couple years ago when he was still a kitten. The staff had named him “Fluffy,” but given his serious case of RBF, Guy didn’t feel like the name fit. Despite Fluff’s usual indifferent appearance, he’s a really a nice cat.
The Couch Goblin isn’t the friendliest person, but even she couldn’t resist Fluff’s charms. She considers him her closest friend and often talks to him like they’re having a conversation. Guy can’t decide if she’s just nuts or if they can actually communicate. Either way, Fluff seems to enjoy her company.
Thanks to their new goblin roommate, Fluff is now only the second laziest creature in the apartment.